Pandora's interview surprise

As soon as the word ’hey’ was shouted out the cameraman spun around to see the person who shouted that one word. That one person was no other then Wildthing’s tag team partner Kim Anderson. The cheers from the fans could be heard backstage as they saw the female. She was wearing a dark blue v-neck and matching, tight fitting, jeans while being bare footed at the moment. If anything Anderson didn’t look amused by Pandora’s ‘airhead’ comment yet smiled.

Kim: That’s “Miss Airhead” to you bitch…by any chance are you trying to get a word out of Wild?

Pandora [annoyed]: Yes…

Kim: No need to beg, Princess Suck-Up, I’ll help you…but there are some special instruction that you cannot afford, through life or death, to ignore. First take a couple of steps back, then one towards your right.

Pandora wasn’t amused by this yet wanted to get this interview out of the window so she did what the Canadian said and took the two steps back before one more step towards the right.

Pandora [still annoyed]: Is that all?

Kim: Only one last thing to do, this is the last and most important of ALL these instructions…bang the back of your elbow, any elbow will do, against the object behind you. But don’t look! Got it?

Pandora [annoyed enough to kill puppies]: This is the last time I am going to interview you two…

After mumbling that the woman did what the female commanded. Little did she know that what was behind her was a poorly set up pile of metal folding chairs and on top of that pile was a bucket. As soon as her elbow connected with it the pile collapsed and the bucket fell forwards. At lease seven balloons fell out of the bucket and burst onto Pandora. These balloon weren’t water balloons no, these balloons were filled with mustard, ketchup and the last one had tarter sauce in it. So Pandora’s expensive dress is now textured with red, yellow and a little bit of white…her outfit is ruined to say the very least. The young Canadian began to laugh and so did the fans in the arena.

Pandora [completely embarrassed]: Wh…wh…why…

Kim: Buzz off and get yourself clean! The last thing Wildthing need right now is some hobo talking to him. You heard me, shoo!

Pandora rushed out of the team’s locker room while the cameraman stayed. Kim continued to laugh in her sweet way before setting up one of the metal folding chairs in front of Wild. She then sat on the seat, with her wrestling boots to the female’s right and began to put one of them on. After putting one on Anderson decided to get Wildthing’s attention so she patted the male’s left shoulder with her right hand, with a light smile on her face. This caused Wildthing to take the headphones out of his ears before looking at the female.

Wild: Is anything the matter?

Kim: Nothing much, that is if you discount our match against Black Ops and Dark Angel being next.

Wild: Okay, shouldn't you be fully prepared?

Kim: I nearly am, could you lace up my other boot please?

As she asked that question Anderson put on the other wrestling boot. Wildthing didn't say another word, instead he nodded and started to lace up that boot. Afterwards Wild noticed the camera and spray painted black all over it before the future tag team champions leave the locker room.


(Sorry if I god modded you badly Wild. I also hope this is good enough.)