The camera opens on T-Wolf walking into the den of his house. A roaring fire is going in the fire place. A classic style chair is sitting facing it with its back towards T-Wolf. As T-Wolf gets closer to the chair he stops at the voice of a familiar voice.
Kermit: Did you really think fire could destroy me? (laughs)
T-Wolf: You have to be kidding me! Dont you Evil sock puppets get the hint! Leave me alone!
Kermit: I am no longer the puppet I once was! Thanks to you I have found a new goal in life!
T-Wolf turns the chair around. In it Kermit is dressed in a lucha libre mask.
Kermit: From Now On Call Me K-Frog!
K-Frog leaps out of the chair at T-Wolf. T-Wolf grabs him by the neck. Kermit dangles there swinging his little arms and legs at T-Wolf trying to attack him. T-Wolf shakes his heads with disapointment. K-Frog stops kickng and catches his breath. Then begins to kick and try to scratch him again!
T-Wolf: Are you still FN high? Maybe RVD should roll you and smoke you for a better high?
K-Frog: Let me down and I will show you high dirt bag!
T-Wolf walks over to his gym bag and tosses K-Frog into it and zips it up. Then takes the gym bag out to his garage and tosses it into the garbage can. He raches over and grabs the lid and puts it on the trash can. He then looks around the garage to find something. A few seconds later he walks back with a cynder block. He sits it in on top of the top of the trash can. T-Wolf takes a breather and just listens to K-Frog inside the trash can banging around. Suddenly his garage door opens up to reveal an army of Muppets looking for a fight! T-Wolf stands there in amazement!
T-Wolf: HOLY FN SHITE! (Shakes his head hoping to pull him out of this bad dream!) Well if this how they want to go out... I will be happy to help them with that! Because I dont back down from anything!
T-Wolf walks towards the open garage door and as he does he grabs a sledge hammer of the garage wall.
T-Wolf: Ok crack puppets its Hammer Time! (laughs) I really cant believe I just said that!
T-Wolf begins to whack a front line of Ewoks running at him.
T-Wolf: Just like playing Whack a mole!
T-Wolf realizes that he is going to need a bigger weapon if he wants to survive this battle. So he heads back into his garage and hops into his Explorer. He then bursts out of his garage at full speed. He runs over more Ewoks, a few Wookies, Telly monster, Rowlf the Dog, Sam the Eagle, Gonzo, The Count, and Fozzy the Bear. Fozzy leaches onto the front of the Explorer. Fozzy begins to climb up the front of the Explorer.
Fozzy: Have you heard the one were the Wolf is going to die today! Wakka... Wakka... Wakka...
T-Wolf slams on the breaks and Fozzy goes fling through the air and hits a mighty maple tree at full force to leave a dent.
T-Wolf: Nope havent heard that one yet Fozzy! But have you hear the one were a Bear got hit by a tree.... He became a real sap!
T-Wolf looks over to his neighbor John Vincent, Who is mowing down Fraggle's and Rizzo the rat and all of his rat friends!
T-Wolf: Lovely day isnt it John?
John Vincent: A bit cloudy. Looks like it might rain today. Seems we have our selves a bit of an investation of muppets!
T-Wolf: Yep looks that way!
T-Wolf throws open his door slamming it into Bunson and Beaker. T-Wolf steps out of the Explorer and begins to knock pig muppets out of his way left and right.
T-Wolf: I wonder if my insurance covers muppet investation!
As T-Wolf shuts the door Miss Piggy jumps out from behind the explorer.
Missy Piggy: Where's My Frogy!
T-Wolf: Oh lord!
Miss Piggy runs at T-Wolf. But T-Wolf punt kicks here into John Vincents yard right in front of his mower. John Vincent runs her over and stuffing begins to shoot out the side of the mower.
John Vincent: Hey T-Wolf thanks for the bacon!
Part IV
T-Wolf laughs and then turns to his neighbor from across the street Zip Logan. Zip is tossing muppets into his wood chipper.
Zip: Another one bites the dust... and another one.... and another one.... and another one..... Oh this one is a really big one!
Zip begins to push Snuffy into the wood chipper.
Zip: (laughs) Ah now this one just got snuffed! (laughs)
The Count jumps on Zip Logans back and begins to hit him with a rock!
The Count: One hit to the head ha ha ha.... Two hits to the head ha ha ha... Three hits to the head ha ha ha
Zip Logan grabs The Count and slings him into the wood chipper.
Zip: One annoying muppet into the wood chipper! Ha Ha HA!
Just then Elmo wearing a Kane style mask. Elmo runs around Zip's legs with a wire binding Zips legs. Then Elmo pulls on it tripping Zip Logan into the wood chipper.
Elmo: I think Zip is a little bit more chipper!
On the other side of the street D.J. Von Erich is facing off against the bear from the bear in the big blue house. D.J. has him in a headlock and is using a 2X4 to beat him in the head.
D.J.: What's My Name!
Barny slams a chair over D.J.'s back knocking him off of the bear. The bear falls down with his stuffing falling out of his head. Barny stands over D.J. with the chair.
Barny: I hate you.... You hate me... I hit you until I make you bleed!
Big Bear gets up all spaced out and pushes some of his stuffing back into his head. He then picks up the 2X4 and helps barny beat down D.J. Dave Sage walks out of his house to see his neighbor being beat down by Barny and Big Bear. So he runs over to help. But he is stoped by the four teletubies. T-Wolf notice this and grabs his sledge hammer and heads over towards them. T-Wolf clocks the red one and then the blue one in the head. The purple one turns just in time to get its face knocked in by the hammer. Sage takes the advantage and starts bashing the green one's head into the ground.
Sage: Thanks for the Help Wolf!
T-Wolf tosses the hammer to Sage, Then begins to run full on at Big Bear. T-Wolf spears big bear knocking him to the ground. Barny looks over to see this, Giving D. J. A chance to spring up and super kick Barny under the chin. Barny goes flying back, and is impaled onto a fence post.
D.J: Another Dino has been eradicated! I guess it wasnt a comet or an Ice Age that got them! It was MAN! (laughs)
Over at the Muchler Elmo starts to dance a jig. When Zip Reaches out of the mulcher and grabs him by the back of the neck.
Zip: You should of made sure I was dead, Red!
Zip Tosses Elmo into the muchler at lightning speed! Elmo's pieces begin to shoot out the back, as Sage starts dragging over the red and green TeleTubbies by there feet.
Sage: You all right Zippy?
Zip passes out before he can anwser. As Sage loads the red teletubie into the mulcher he notices the cuts on Zip's body. Sage then begins to load the Green one in as D.J. walks over dragging A blue purple teletubie and barny by there feet.
DJ: Just like Zippy to be laing down on the job!
Back over at the Vincent home stead John is still moving his yard when his two brothers walk out of the house.
Ryan: Yo John whats taken so long?
As Ryan says this Doctor Teeth and the Electric Mayhem jump off the roof of the Vincent house and on to Ryan and Shawn Vincent. They start flailing there floppy arms at the two brothers. Ryan and Shawn Both throw the muppets off of them right in time for John to drive over them with the mower.
Shawn: What in god's name is going on out here?
John: Seems we have a Muppet invasion on our hands!
Ryan looks over at his brothers.
Ryan: Manama Nah!
Shawn kicks his baby brother in the chest and toss him back into the house.
Shawn: Get Some trash bags you idiot so we can start cleaning up this mess.
John: Good Idea. I think Zippy is tossing whats left into the mulcher to make sure there done!
Back over at the mulcher. Zip is just awaking to see Wolf, Sage, and Dj. Trying to push the bear into the mulcher.
Zip: So is it over?
DJ: Look who is finially awake!
Sage: Yep its over were just finishing the clean up!
The Vincent brothers walk over dragging behind them several trash bags.
John: Got room for a few more bags of Psychotic Muppet Parts?
T-Wolf: Sure toss them in!
Zip: What are we going to do with the remains?
T-Wolf: Well I figure we dig a whole toss everything in, Pour some gas over it all and burn it.
DJ: Then after the fire is out. We pour cement over the whole and pray to god they dont return!
John: sounds like a good plan to me!
DJ, Ryan, And Sage begin to dig a whole for the remains. Wolf and John begin to gather the remians up into trash bags. Shawn walks back with a can of gas. Then they all sit there as the remains catch fire.
Zip: Is there a reason the whole had to be on my property?
DJ: Yep it was the closes to the mulcher!
Zip: Seriously we could have dug a whole some were else!
John: Zip, just be lucky we dont toss you in the whole with them!
Zip: Fine what ever!
Zip hobles over to his grage and starts cleaning his mulcher from the days event.
T-Wolf: Why did we pick to burry them on his land?
DJ: Cause no one else wanted these creepy little things on there land. Best to just let Zip get stuck with it than argue were to put it.
T-Wolf: Fair enough!
The Camera fades out ont he group watching the flames.
THE END?
