Alparslan Interview

The camera shows Alparslan walking down the hall with his bird on his left shoulder.

Pandora comes running catching up to Alparslan

Pandora: Alparslan we just saw Wildthing ruin your rebirth tonight. Can I get a comment?

Alparslan: Wildthing came out to protect his friend. And I respect that, but he also insulted me and threatened phoenix on his life

Alparslan gets a angry look on his face

Alparslan: Listen wildyboy you made the last mistake of your life. I'm not just gonna beat you up. I'll hurt you. and I'll hurt you bad

Alparslan waits a little and looks into the camera.

Alparslan: Wildthing. you challenged me for a match at the PPV.


Alparslan gets a little sadistic smile on his face

Alparslan: I accept, but on one condition. I get to choose the match type

Alparslan picks up a steel chair

Alparslan: at fade to black your life will fade into a eternal rest

From behind the camera a voice is heard.

???: Oh really?

The camera turns and sees Wildthing walking towards Pandora and Alparslain.

Wildthing (grinning): You know that is all cool and all for you, and I will accept your proposal on you choosing the match. I just have one question to ask you.

Wildthing pulls something out of his jacket which looks like bottles.

Wildthing: Is your bird spicy? Because I have blue cheese or Ranch dressing. Hmmm.

Wildthing drops the bottles and grabs the chair from Alparslain's hands.

Wildthing (looking at the chair): A chair!? Do you actually think that a chair will stop Wildthing!? (Tosses the chair and stares at Alparslain) I might not be the original Wildthing, but I am as crazy as him to know that it will take more that just a chair to stop me. Plus the truth is that Wildthing will never truly have eternal peace.

(occ You can finish here Alparslain if you want to )

Alparslan: if phoenix is spicy?

Alparslan gets a little smile

Alparslan: show him how spicy you can be

Phoenix flies and starts pecking and scratching Wildthing's face for a couple of seconds before it flies away again.

Wildthing realizes that Alparslan has disappeared.

the camera pans away

Wildthing laughs and then pulls off a mask that looks identical to his own face.

Wildthing: I may not eat his bird.

Wildthing pulls out a card from his pocket.

Wildthing: But he is going to be paying for my dinner tonight

Wildthing looks at the card to make sure that it is authentic. Then pulls out a cell phone.

Wildthing: Yeah, I'd like to see how much is on this card. My card number?

Wildthing whispers it into the cell phone and waits for a reply.

Wildthing: What!!? [laughs] Can you repeat that.

Wildthing holds up the cell phone to the microphone.

???: Your account balance has been nothing since you opened it.

Wildthing hangs up the cell phone, drops to the floor, and rolls around laughing.

Wildthing: Oh man I guess that Alparslain probably feeds his bird with the finest food there is. That means that I won't have to stuff it before eating it.

Wildthing laughs as he heads down the hallway. Fade out.