#1
I'll Bet My Own Damn Ass
2:10 PM 6th Saturday November 2010
Sitting on one of the benches in the women’s public locker room, sending a text message on her mobile, is Britani Knight. The young Brit is wearing blue jeans and a white t-shirt with black boots. Meanwhile the most easily noticeable thing is the WWE HCTP’s Women’s Championship is on the girl’s lap and on this Championship is her name. Only five days ago Britani successfully hit the “Full Package” on Madison Rayne to become the first person to hold the gold, in the teenager’s very first match in America. Yet now that you have won the title there are a lot of people that are dying to beat you for it…well by many it is only the newly signed Lacey Von Erich since Madison left shortly after the defeat. Just earlier today Britani got told by Josh Matthews that she will be teaming with some Mexican American, Rey Mystero, to battle this Lacey Von Erich and The Miz, some failed reality TV star. Maybe its just the feeling of holding Championship Gold but Britani’s expression was the clear definition of the opposite of nervous. After sending her text message about how great it feels to be at top of WWE HCTP to her mother, , Knight switched off the mobile and put it in her pocket. Shortly after she did that Josh Matthews, one of the official interviewers for WWE HCTP, entered the room with a cameraman right behind him. Through a way of body language Josh asked Britani if she wanted to be interviewed and she answered yes. So Josh chose to stand next to the girl as the camera began to roll.
Josh Matthews: What up everybody, this is Josh Matthews here and please welcome my guest at this time. The Women’s Champion Britani Knight.
Britani: Thanks for having me at this time.
Josh Matthews: Your welcome and I like to ask you a few questions…the first one being is that with you being a Champion, not only are you automatically the top star here but also have a lot of people gunning for a shot at that title…do you think that your championship reign will be a lengthy one?
While he spoke about Knight being Champion she rubbed her right hand on the gold and smiled before holding it up. With the title blocking the camera’s view of Britani’s breast area she smiled lightly. Knight still looked confident and after hearing the interviewer’s question the woman laughed lightly before saying.
Britani: Will my Championship reign be a lengthy one? Of course it shall be a long reign. Until Survivor Series I am the best superstar in WWE. Not some Miz, not some Rey Mysterio and not some Wade Barrett…me, does any of hold a Championship, no, I do. But as “a lot of people” goes, the little girl I defeated to win this title, Madison Rayne, is no longer here and then the only other diva here is Lacey Von Erich.
The Brit’s voice was clearly confident as she said Lacey’s name. The female knows that she should be worried because Von Erich was a famous wrestling family that dominated American wrestling but from what the Brit has seen Lacey ain’t as gifted in the arts of wrestling as her relatives were. Instead of continuing to speak Knight decided to rub her Championship Belt a bit more. Maybe the British are amazing actors since Britani looks completely like she isn’t even bothered about her opponents on the upcoming episode of RAW.
Britani: I only have one potential challenger and she is Lacey Von Erich…I admit that the Von Erich’s were one of the greatest wrestling families in history but I have watched TNA in the past and from what I’ve seen the only thing Lacey is good at is laying down. Hell, I’ll prove my dominance by demolishing Lacey in our mixed tag team match up. Hell, Lacey is simply nothing but a bug that I’ll squish on my path is prove that nobody in the WWE can outdo Britani Knight…what is your next question Matthew?
Josh Matthews: Well my next question would be about your view of Lacey but seeing that you already express your confidence against her I’ll ask this…do you think Rey Mysterio is a trustworthy partner?
Britani: Well it looks like the answer is a lot stupider then the question since I actually respect Oscar Gutierrez. I respect the fact that by the time I went to school Rey was already holding the WCW Cruiserweight Championship. He is a very faithful man seeing that his wife is his first and only love while Oscar has countless surgeries to his left knee. Before your ask, yes I do watch his matches on youtube and television while having his autography “Behind The Mask”. But while I trust him the bigger question is that…is it smart to fully trust me? There have only been two loyal partners that I had…me and Melodi were the Norfolk Dolls and my partner retired after a bunch of success while I backstabbed my own entire family to become the best competitor in the European female wrestling scenes. Hell, people normally state that the Brits are sometimes the lease trustworthy people in history. I might respect you Rey Mysterio but I promise you nothing…I do have a promise for Angie Gutierrez, Dominick Gutierrez and Aalyah Gutierrez however. I promise them three that I will go all out so that they won’t have to worry about Oscar getting injured. He trust me for this and I trust him for this match. So is there anymore questions Josh?
Josh Matthews: Well the last question is how do you rate the threat posed by The Miz? Last week he defeated Chris Jericho and rates you as a dog…
Britani: A dog? Me?
At first it looked like Britani’s calm confidence have been replaced with anger of being insult in this way yet all of the sudden the female dropped the Women’s Championship on her la and laughed very loudly. Knight actually found Miz’s comment to be quite funny. Both Josh and the cameraman were surprised at this yet chose to wait until the young Brit stopped laughing. As soon as she stopped laughing Britani Knight had an overconfident smile on her face, showing off her youth, and held the title with her right hand.
Britani: Me a dog? I knew The Miz failed at reality TV shows but I never knew he failed at homework as well.
After saying that the youthful beauty stood up from the bench and held the Women’s Championship over her shoulder, to show it off to the camera lens.
Britani: I am no dog, a bitch I’ll happily admit, but I am no dog. And unlike Miz I actually don’t need to look like an idiot on national television to get into a wrestling ring. I was trained my professionals while he was trained by a bunch of egotistical moronic Britani Knight wannabes! Yes, many people want to be like me because through thick and thin…through the countless times my hair has been yanked and through the countless times that weirdo in Europe chokeslammed me, I have bounced back twice as strong. The only time that The Miz looked impressive was when he insulted John Cena since no matter what, when you are against Cena you’re always cheered in England. I do have to admit that at first I feel as paranoid as hell but after defeating Madison in my first match I am ready for anyone! Last week Mizzy claimed that he and Rayne are a Championship material couple yet I defeat Madison and now she’s without a job so this week I can make it two for two when I beat you Mike Mizanin. Hell if I pin Miz’s shoulders to the mat and he somehow went out on top at Survivor Series then I should become the instant number one contender for the WWE Championship.
Josh Matthews: But Britani, you’re not classed as a heavyweight…
Britani: And Rey Mysterio is?
It now looked like the young Brit’s pride provoked her to interrupt Josh Matthews since this is the one thing that eluded the female from being a stable tag team partner. Yet you can’t actually blame Britani for having this confidence since she literally held five women Championships across Europe at the same time. Knight however manage to not show any form of anger or frustration, instead she mange to keep to her calm, confident and collected attitude as she continued to speak.
Britani: What have these WWE Championship contenders don’t so far in their careers? Miz acts like he is the best even though he fails a lot, Edge gets injured more times then Michael Owen, Rey Mysterio gets injured nearly as much times as Edge while Wade Barrett can’t even win a Championship. Yet what have I done? I dominated female wrestling in Europe and in my very first match in an American wrestling company I walk out at the very top of the list of superstars. But…I do kind of understand that the men in WWE Here Comes the Pain are too scared to be outdone by a young British girl. After all, dominating the girls is a lot more enjoyable then beating perverted nerd after perverted nerd. Right now though I am more then contented with having the Women's Championship over my shoulder so the balless men like Mizzy has nothing to worry about even when I'll defeat both you and that joke you call a wrestler Lacey Von Erich...is that all you like to ask?
Josh Matthews: Yes that is, thanks for asking.
Britani: Okay, all I like to add to finish this interview is this...I'll bet my own damn ass that I'll hold this WWE HCTP Women's Championship for the rest of two-thousand-and-ten and most likely all the way to this day next year...and why do I think I can do that...because I am the greatest female wrestler in history. Have a fun day!
After saying that Britani Knight exited the locker room, in the direction of the parking lot, possibly to find a taxi to the hotel she's sleeping in. Meanwhile the cameraman switched off the camera and followed Josh Matthews to the production truck, to give the people inside the footage recently recorded.
#2
Prologue:
In the bedroom of her detracted house in Fairfax Virginia, playing “Dragon Quest IX: Sentinels of the Starry Skies” on the DS on the top bunk of the bunk bed, is Yashira Maran. The Japanese female is wearing blue jeans and a pink vest with Pokemon socks half way off her feet. Only two days ago the late teenager decided to sign up to Russian Roulette Wrestling; Ruby was delighted to hear that she has not only been accepted to the company but also been in booked in a unique set of matches to crown the first ever RRW Sirens Champion. Many things are currently on her mind…
“do I have what it takes to wrestle again?” “Will my right knee give in again?” and “how the hell am I suppose to defeat King Godwyn?” Were the top three thoughts in the female’s view. But what will these answers be? How can Ruby obtain all three answers? And how will her everlasting injury effect the Japanese Siren’s confidence? Hopefully most of these questions intend to be answered on Monday the Twenty-Sixth of October Two-Thousand-and-Ten in the first ever episode of Russian Roulette Wrestling’s Jokers Wild.
Scene One: Give Everyone A World-Class Performance
Time: 1:20 PM 19th Wednesday October 2010
Many people say that the public locker rooms in a wrestling arena are the third worst and smelliest place to be. Yet the public locker room in the RRW wrestling arena, for Sirens/female wrestlers, can prove all of those beliefs and opinions wrong. The room looked big enough to hold at lease fifty Sirens while the amount of lights in the room can rival Christmas trees. The benches, that span across all the walls, were all perfectly neat while the walls and floor looked polished. At one end of the room is a corridor that leads to a huge, marble-walled, shower room for all the women under Russian Roulette Wrestling’s payment. Meanwhile at the other side of the room were five flat screen plasma television monitors on the walls with ten or so giant beanbags nearby. There are also a few personalised titanium lockers in the corner of the room, for those Sirens that don’t want to leave their processions in easy reach. How the hell could RRW even afford such luxury for just one room? Only the holy father knows the answer. Sitting at the end of one of the benches tying the laces of her right wrestling boot is Yashira Maran, better known by many as “Ruby”. This is the very first ever time that the Japanese former Bombshell but now Siren has been in a arena occupied by RRW. So far Ruby found a lot of things different from her time in WWH; there were recycling bins throughout backstage, the cleaners and behind the scene staff actually come to the arena when they’re suppose to be and the public locker rooms has quality that envy million dollar mansions. Yet sight seeing isn’t the reason why Yashira is here, even though it might become an extra excuse, Ruby is here because she wanted to shoot her first promo in six months. The young beauty is wearing white pants and a light pink vest with white wrestling boots. Just then the eighteen year old pulled the right sleeve of her pants upwards above the knee, what was there is a knee brace while the stab wound is still faintly visible on her right knee.
Ruby: How will my knee effect me? I’ve been through so much training to get use to putting pressure on it…but is my decision wise?
While talking to herself a concerned look appeared on Yashira’s face since she has been informed by multiple doctors that her right knee while forever be injured. Yet Ruby has very little time to check on her knee again since an official RRW cameraman just entered the room and pointed the camera directly at the girl. She noticed the cameraman and pulled the sleeve back down below her injured knee before looking back at camera with a smile on her late teenage face. The guy holding the camera started to film her and indicated that the promo has now begun.
Ruby: Hi their everyone! For those fans who are new to the wrestling scene then I am Ruby, the girl who will hopefully give you your money’s worth. And for those who actually know me then I say that I am ecstatic to see that I wasn’t an afterthought. Well, let me start with saying welcome to Russian Roulette Wrestling and I really hope you’ll enjoy what this company offers to you. But I guess I should point this promo toward the first ever RRW show; on this show there is a crowning of the Sirens Championship through some kind of unique system. From what I understand that there are two tag team matches and the two winning teams gets to battle each other…then I guess the members of that winning team simply fight each other for the Championship.
The young Siren was clearly confused by this yet it was also oblivious that she didn’t mind too much since she is just a simple Siren working for a wrestling company.
Ruby: One of the two tag team matches is what bring you to this promo. On one side of the ring are a duo of Skye Extare and Christelle Lockheart, who I have no clue about, while at the other side of the ring is Sin, who I have a feeling I seen before in an old show, and me. If you ask me it looks like the odds might be on my team since I haven’t even heard of our opponents before yet remember that I lost somewhere around seventeen times in twenty-five matches so probably the odds are even, for the first time ever. Yet before I speak about my opponents I wish to say about my partner, Keira Fisher, okay? Okay, well the first thing I have to say is that she probably doesn’t trust me since I’m not sure if she’ll tag me or slap me. Maybe I don’t trust her and she trust me but from experience I know that you don’t need to know, or even trust, your partner to successfully team with them. Maybe Keira Fisher, other wise known as Sin’s, technical wrestling could be a brilliant partner for my high flying tactics…maybe Sin actually wants to team with me knowing that my right knee will forever be a weakness for me. Maybe Sin will leave me in the ring to get countless possible injuries or maybe she’ll wait until we win the last tag team match to jump me from behind…okay, I’ll admit it, I have zero trust towards Sin yet I would happily prefer a partner I can’t trust then a partner that knows my style like the back of her hand.
After saying her words the girl claiming to be the “Japanese Fairy” stood up yet failed in covering up the pain soaring from her knee. The cameraman first felt concerned then thought about why is an injured person being allowed to wrestle; these thoughts were instantly thrown out of the window when Ruby smiled toward him and motioned to follow her before heading off to the door of the locker room. So the guy holding the camera did follow her and Yashira opened the door to him. The following motion was basically the cameraman exiting the room with Yashira right behind him before the young woman shut the door behind them. Once the door was shut Ruby guided the cameraman to an area backstage that looked like a lot of construction is still happening. So the youngster sat on one of the crates and smiled at the cameraman again before starting to speak up again.
Ruby: Yet my partner is only one factor that can effect the outcome of our match. Another factor is Skye Extare, I honestly would like to battle you Skye since I have a very weird feeling you can be quite good here if you bother. But from what I understand you like to be known as “nightmare”…so why do you picture yourself as a nightmare? Is there something about you that scares people? Or is it just a tagline you want to have while you’re here? If anything using that word as a nickname basically makes you sound like a fan of a man I once knew…and hated. Maybe I shouldn’t judge you by a title, since that is all a nickname is, yet what can you do in this match would be an interesting question if you ask me. Maybe you are the tallest in the match and maybe you have based yourself around the night but how can the night claim victory in a war of fist and foot? How can the night claim victory in a fight between four people? And how can the night cope when one of its opponents claims to be demonic and its other opponent flies in the sky like a fish swims in water? To be honest I don’t have an answer to any of these questions but what is so fun about asking a question that you already know the answer to.
After asking her questions the Japanese youngster pulled a sheet of paper out of one of her back pockets and revealed its contents to the camera lens. It was a her own drawing, which has the same amount of quality as a little child’s drawing, of an arena with ladder set up on the floor. In front of this ladder was a body of a person and on top of a ladder is a girl who is about to jump off the ladder. After a couple of seconds of letting the camera record the drawing Yashira started to speak about the picture she held up.
Ruby: I suppose, Skye, that you want to cement your name in Russian Roulette Wrestling’s history, just like everyone who has signed their names to the Russian Roulette Wrestling paycheck. And indeed I will take you to instant history but unfortunately I don’t believe you would like this way very much…you see I have only played Russian Roulette once and it taught me many things; I admit one of those things is not to play against a Russian when you have no experience but that isn’t the important lesson. The important lesson is that the higher risk you take the higher the reward will be. Which leads me to what idea I have for this history producing moment…the body in front of the ladder is you while I picture the girl who’s going to jump as me. If it works then it will prove without a shadow of a doubt that I am able to win the Sirens Championship but the other important thing I learnt was that the higher risk could backfire big time…because if I jump and miss you Skye then I’ll crash, burn and probably break my neck like I nearly did against a Amber Richardson. To fly or not to fly, that is an average question yet if I have the choice of crashing and burning or be safe and embarrassed. I would happily crash and burn since that is who I am, I might be careless at times but going everyone a show is my ultimate goal every night…yet is it alright if I ask you this question “Nightmare”? What can you do against someone who could write the book on injuries? What can you do against someone who would gain no success as long there is one person chanting my name? And what can you do against a cheerful risk taker like me? I’ll let you think of the answers before I sound too much like an interviewer.
As soon as she said that Yashira jumped off the crate and placed the picture on the crate before turning away form it. The young female had a smile across her face as she happily lead the guy holding the camera away from the crate and pasted a few doors. She kept going and going until they reach the parking lot by the arena where Ruby stopped to look at the area. She noticed there were very few vehicles here. She then spotted an ice-cream van outside the building. Unfortunately, no matter how tempting the ice-cream is, the young Japanese female needed to continue her promo so Ruby turned her back toward the van and smiled again, toward the camera lens, before speaking up once more.
Ruby: Yet there is another person that could factor in this match and that is Skye’s tag team partner, Christelle Lockheart. From what I’ve heard about her, which is very little, Christelle is kind of like a Psychotica I’ve seen half a year ago. Which brings me to a point that for the first time in my life feel unimpressed. I mean if you’re impressed by how flexible a Barbie doll is then it is impossible to not be impressed by anything yet it seems that Lockheart has achieved it. You see that there is a few things that make Christelle sound like a Psychotica version two…number one, Lockheart claims to be from an asylum when Psychotica’s past involved an asylum. Number two, both of you look nearly exactly alike. Number three, people say you’re psychotic while the word Psychotica explains psychotic. Number four, you claim to be hardcore while she is hardcore. And number five, the unfortunate pasts you both had have leaded both of you to being demented. Which leads me to a point in semi-believing that you’re using her life as an act to follow…yet saying that could just make you angry and use things like barbed-wire nooses or even dip your glue coated fist into glass just to torment my injured knee. Yet that doesn’t mean I’m afraid of you or your ways, I would love to battle someone like that since a high flyer battling a hardcore fanatic would make a wonderful show for the audience watching. Yet there is something about you that seem to get to me…its like thinking the words “Christelle” and “Lockheart” gives me some kind of negative vibe about you but why is this? The last time I got this vibe was from a woman who screwed me twice in one month.
The female looked over her shoulder to see the ice-cream van just there, with no queue at all, but she really wanted to finish this promo the most. Yet the possibility of having an ice-cream was mind consuming and just to make the decision worst the van started to blast its music out so that not only will she know its there but also hear it being only a going twenty-five steps away. In the end Yashira glanced over toward the camera before giving back her full attention to the cameraman. The beautifully youthful Asian then put her hand in the other back pocket and pulled out another childish drawing. This drawing was different however, the last drawing consist of Ruby preparing to jump off the ladder yet this drawing was of a female with a devilish smile across her face. This picture also has a female laying down on the mat with pain etched across her face while the devilish smiling person seem to have her hand raised in victory. Yashira chose to begin explaining the picture straight away in an attempt to ignore the ice-cream van.
Ruby: Maybe you could be the one we call the first ever RRW Sirens Champion, Christelle, if me and Sin doesn’t co-exist well enough to beat you and Skye. You see the devil’s smile pictures you my view of you at the moment, meanwhile the injured person in this picture is me. Like a butterfly against a praying mantis my career could be ended by your hands. Yet am I afraid yet? No I’m not. I might claim to be a “Japanese Fairy” but that doesn’t mean I know how to stand my own against them all. I’ve fought the egotistical, the exciting, the bizarre and I even battled in a battle royal in my first televises match yet you see me now? I’m still standing my own ground in the wrestling scene while they all left to either become an average movie stars or a mediocre wrestler. I admit that more then half of my decisions were bad ones yet my decision is that I will trust my partner, Sin, without a single doubt and my other decision is that I will risk everything just to defeat you Christelle. All for one reason…that is the way I live my life. For every person that wants my autograph, for every child that wants to see me face to face and for everyone that chants my name I want to risk everything to give them a show worth talking about. SO Christelle, how can a psychotic personality handle itself with a woman who lives for the moment and willingly die for the moment.? What would you do when I take lift off and fly you to the very top where there is only one place to go, downwards? And what can you do defeat a girl who will never be destroyed? I’ll stop my questions now that I sound like an interviewer.
Once she said that Ruby placed the picture on one of the car bonnets, little did the female know that the car is the cameraman’s property. The teenage Siren then walked toward the ice-cream van, which brought a curious expression to appear on the cameraman’s face. Once there Yashira whispered something into the ice-cream man’s ear and he nodded. What was planed the guy holding the camera didn’t know. Yet he didn’t get much time to wonder since Yashira Maran now leaned against the front of the ice-cream van and decided to talk one last time for this promo.
Ruby: Since I’ve already made myself sound like some kind of interviewer or news presenter I guess I should say about my view of well…the last major factor, me. Its no secret that this is my first match back from my seven month retirement. While it is wrestling’s worst kept secret that my right knee is hurting me with every step that I make. But people have been saying in some fan forums that I’m only going back in wrestling only to achieve some sympathy from my loyal fans yet I would say they are wrong. I would never aim to gain sympathy from anybody; I admit I talk about my injury like its my personality at times but have anybody who knew me forgotten? Have they forgotten that it took an ambush with a metal pole and brass knuckles to keep me down for a three count eight months ago and have they also forgotten that I was the only person to qualified for the Triple Threat Ladder War Match seven months ago? I never needed any sympathy, all I seek is to make new standards for entertainment…wait, that isn’t all I have to say. Because I admit I want to hold Championship gold since I already been the young number one contender in one company. But I also want to give everyone a world-class performance every night because that is the very least they all deserve…I have only one last thing to say about our match. Either I kick ass or have my ass kicked by either Extare or Lockheart I guarantee that the fans will get to see the greatest match in history…and why is that? It is not because its how I live but it is because I can.
After saying that Ruby smiled again, which signalled for the camera to be switched off. The cameraman switched off the camera and was about to watch away but then Yashira grabbed his arm and took him to the till of the ice-cream van. The ice-cream man spotted the guy and gave him a double scoop chocolate ice-cream before giving Yashira a single scoop strawberry ice-cream. Miss Maran smiled at the camera guy and paid for the ice-cream before mentioning that the ice-cream is her show of gratitude. The young female then walked off with her ice-cream, probably back to the public Siren’s locker-room. Meanwhile the cameraman happily ate his ice-cream before walking off to the production truck where he will give them the footage of the promo he just recorded. Once they obtain the footage the production lot watched it before e-mailing it to the co-owners Lucky Lawliet and Levitator.
Dairy Entry #666
Written: Five Minutes Before Tuesday Night Joker Wilds Begin, 26th October 2010
Dear Diary,
I am honestly amazed that I have written this many entries. From what I’ve heard Six-Hundred-and-Sixty-Six is the number of the beast…damn these cool Iron Maiden song. Yet since it’s the number of the beast could this entry be an omen for some beast coming tonight in my match with Sin against Christelle Lockheart and Skye Extare? Maybe the omen is me getting eradicated in that ring? Maybe the omen could also be the rise of me since it is my in-ring return from a six month retirement…or do they class it as a hiatus? It’s a retirement in my view since I basically been working backstage training others. I really hope that my return to the ring won’t end in devastation of my knee…how come people recover from torn ACL’s in four months when my knee will never recover from being knifed? I guess it ain’t such a bad thing since it got me a disability pass in Alton Towers and Disney Land.
Has I am writing this I am laying on one of the benches in this women’s locker-room and getting a few funny looks from my fellow Sirens. I don’t know why they’re looking at me in this way, after all I am on the end of the bench and they could just choose another spot to sit on. Maybe their jokes are their way of getting revenge on me but I don’t mind since in a matter of weeks they’ll all know me as the inaugural Russian Roulette Wrestling Sirens Champion. I mean no disrespect to Sin, Christelle Lockheart, Skye Extare, Kandi Extare, Ashley Rain, Jemmye Spades or Angela Fortin but I might be the most experienced out of all…maybe that ain’t the right term for it…thank god I’m good at keeping what I’m writing a secret from the others, I swear they’ll plan some big embarrassing prank to get me for writing something like that.
Maybe I should write down why I’ve joined RRW in case I forget forty years from now…I loved my time wrestling for Adrian hart’s company and I am delighted to have Ric Flair giving me the chances I had during my time at BWA. But it went down shortly after my retirement and I became a trainer for the Bombshells there. After a while I decided to come back from retirement but when I was about to the…the…the…what the hell is it called again? WWH, thanks Angela. When I was about to return from retirement the WWH went down in flames. I kind of understood the whole fire but I still don’t know why I was never informed about it coming back…maybe that guy in charge discriminates against the disabled.
So I was without a source of pay in a world where the moneyless are as good as dead…a very upsetting two months indeed. At least it gives me enough time to get up to Green Belt in Karate, that sumo stance sure is murder on a bad knee. But like I was writing, during my two months without a job I attempted to do other jobs but I guess a qualification in Japanese Literacy and Language wasn’t going to take me far in Virginia. But then one day I was on MSN, getting in touch with my old schoolmates Kazumi and Nanahara, then suddenly Mickey Fandango sent me some kind of message about how I’ve been. I have watched him wrestle and seen his promo so I know a little bit about him but when we got talking about our wrestling experiences he told me of a promotion that Lucky Lawliet and Levitator started. Basically Mickey brought me there and the duo happily accepted me into their roster. So thank you Levitator, Lucky and I mainly thank you Mickey for getting me here in Russian Roulette Wrestling.
Has I finished my last line the first match of the night just happened and wow, the Invitational definitely surprised me but that just motivates me to be more daring in my tag team match tonight…but how will this Roulette Wheel effect me? This giant wheel gets spun around and which section stops under the arrow shall determined what stipulation the match will have. So which I battle in? Hopefully it will be a ladder match because then I get to fly high risk for the people who brought the tickets. Maybe it could be a cage match…I bet it will be fun to jump off the cage and onto Christelle or Skye. I just hope it ain’t some kind of match involving stabbing objects…just writing down those two word send shivers down my spine.
I know I should explain these fears to others so they can help me. But the only person that gave me advice about my family problems was Laura Jackson, a woman I defeated once and would happily would call both a friend and an idol. Yet maybe expressing my issues could help me but whom to express to is a good question indeed. Mickey Fandango? Nah, he wouldn’t understand what should a girl where for a local party. My dad? Nah, some issues are best kept away from parents…I know a member of staff would be a smart move but they’ll probably be too busy to help with my issues. I know, I’ll just keep writing down my issues in my dairy to express myself…I won’t start that today since knowing my luck by the time I written a couple of issues down the main event would have started. Hell, the hardcore match during Twin K and Frost is going off as I continue to scribble these words. These two definitely brings a new shine to the word “hardcore”, thank god I’m not meeting any of these two in a dark alleyway.
I’ve just notice that Ashley Rain, Kandi Extare and Jemmye Spades are all getting ready for their upcoming match up while Angela is already ready. I do wish her luck since she is a damn good competitor. Maybe I should get ready for my match; a nice relaxing shower, lacing up my boots and hide this dairy so no one can find it. I know that I’m in for a tough match with having both an untrustworthy partner but also two rough looking opponents. But hey, I had one of the longest losing streak in wrestling so I have nothing to lose since this is all fun for me. Maybe that is giving me a mental edge over Christelle and Skye since they’ll probably more focused on doing great then consider possibilities. Maybe after the show I should get to know more about my fellow Sirens and maybe know something about the Sinners. But for now see you later until my next dairy entry and please remember…six, six, six, the number of the beast…what a cool song.
Scene Two: Come On, Think Girl
Time: During Match Three On Tuesday Night Joker Wilds 26th October 2010
Sitting on the crate by herself, somewhere near the entrance way, is Ruby. The Japanese female seem to be in mixed emotions, she is happy about what she could do in her return match. Yet Yashira is also worried in case she has lost her touch in the ring and totally suck out there. In any case the teenage Siren has little time to think about this since what is going on in the ring is the first tag team match in this whole Siren Title Tournament and the very next match is the second tag team match of this Tournament, which the young woman is in. Is Ruby over-reacting? Maybe she is yet the young Bombshell has no in-ring experience for seven whole months so maybe she isn’t over-reacting. Either way the Asian Siren needs to get focused on her upcoming match up against the likes of Christelle Lockheart and Skye Extare if she and Keira Fisher, her partner, has any chance of winning this tag match. Just to make it even worst with this whole Russian Roulette System Ruby has no clue in what type of match she is battling in! Maybe Yashira Maran is under-reacting .
Ruby (Thoughts): Can me and Sin co-exist long enough to win this match let alone the whole thing? Is she going to stab me in the back if she believes I’m outshining her? What will the match become? If it becomes a submission match then I might do well but I’m screwed if they fully focus on my knee. What if the match ends up involving tables? I guess smashing wood is fun and I guess it doesn’t kill to do my best Bubba Ray Dudley impression, hell it might actually be amusing for the younger members of the audience. But what can I do against two opponents I have never even heard of? Come on, think girl, remember what Kurt Angle once said “I don’t need to know you to beat you.” I won’t need to know Christelle to nail her with a Ruby-Sault while I don’t need to know hardly much about Skye to use my Karate skills on her. Which reminds me…how many wrestlers actually uses Karate? Ken Shamrock used pure ruthless submission while Steve Blackman uses a different form of material arts to lay out everybody. Maybe I’m thinking too much about this match…
Just then the young female noticed that a male with extremely short brownie blonde hair is walking by. This male was in a black t-shirt with a big yellow square that has the capital letter ‘N’ on the front and blue pants, that has the word “Perfect” printed on the back of it in white. The male then spotted Yashira and decided that since both of them are alone he came to her.
???: Hello beautiful, what is your name?
The male’s first comment made the “Japanese Fairy” blush yet she lightly shook her head before answering him.
Ruby: I prefer to be called Ruby and I am not interested in a relationship at the moment, what is your name may I ask?
Her question instantly made the man look completely shocked and instantly answered with.
???: Haven’t you heard of Nexus before?
Ruby: I’ve heard of Nexus, it’s the mobile phone I brought two years ago.
As she answered his question the young beauty pulled out her mobile to show evidence which made a completely horrified look to appear on his face.
???: Have you even hear of Mr. Perfect?
Ruby: If you mean by Peter perfect in Whacky Racers then yes I’ve heard of Mr. Perfect.
The male couldn’t actually believe it, not only has the Siren once known as the “Asian Delight” hasn’t heard of Nexus but also hasn’t hear of his father…that was until Yashira spoke up once more.
Ruby: Oh, you mean Curt Hennig don’t you? Wait a second you’re his son, Joe Hennig, aren’t you?
Joe: Finally you get my name…
After saying that Joe sighed in relief while the young woman was about to put her mobile in her pocket before stopping herself.
Ruby: Wait a second…I need to put this somewhere else since I have a match next…
Joe: You know that since I’ve got nothing to do, since Barrett and the rest of Nexus--excluding Nicola Mancini--ain’t in the arena, I could stay here and look after your mobile for you.
Ruby: Really? Thanks…what is the catch?
Joe: There isn’t one…except two things, I’ll show you the rest of Nexus one day and you’ll tell me what your match is.
Ruby: Sounds easy. I’m in some kind of tag team match with Sin, someone who could backstab me, against Skye Extare and Christelle Lockheart, two girls who probably know more about me then I do about them.
Joe: So what? If I was battling someone that knew more about me then I do about them then I would add something new to the plate, like a move that no one expects to happen or even a style they knew seen before.
Ruby: I’m a Green Belt at Karate…
Joe: That is a brilliant asset to use since hardly anyone in the wrestling industry knows how handle a quick blocker. Meanwhile I swear a Karate kick is like mega strong if executed rightly.
Ruby: How do you know about Karate?
Joe: The Karate Kid Films always entertained me.
Ruby: Oh…Kay…but what if they know how to combat against Karate?
Joe: The answer is simple, do what you are…“perfect” at. Which might be flying about since I swear the Japanese wrestlers are the most airborne and stiffest fighters there is. Hell I bet after flying around a couple of times this Skye would run away like a little girl while your Karate skills might knock some sense into Psycho-Lockheart.
After hearing his words the “Japanese Fairy” laughed lightly and placed her mobile phone in Joe Hennig’s hand. Meanwhile Yashira noticed that Ashley Rain, Angela Fortin, Kandi Extare and Jemmye Spades have all made it backstage. All this means only one thing, that Ruby’s match is next.
Ruby: Thank you Joe.
Joe: Your welcome Ruby…and if you have any doubt during the match just remember one thing…if I can be perfect, so can you.
As soon as the “Perfect Son” said that the late teenager got off the crate and patiently waited for the announcer to announce her name. Meanwhile Hennig sat on top of the crate and looked up at the monitor above the entrance way, seemingly wanting to see what the Japanese female can produce during her official return from retirement.
I'll Bet My Own Damn Ass
2:10 PM 6th Saturday November 2010
Sitting on one of the benches in the women’s public locker room, sending a text message on her mobile, is Britani Knight. The young Brit is wearing blue jeans and a white t-shirt with black boots. Meanwhile the most easily noticeable thing is the WWE HCTP’s Women’s Championship is on the girl’s lap and on this Championship is her name. Only five days ago Britani successfully hit the “Full Package” on Madison Rayne to become the first person to hold the gold, in the teenager’s very first match in America. Yet now that you have won the title there are a lot of people that are dying to beat you for it…well by many it is only the newly signed Lacey Von Erich since Madison left shortly after the defeat. Just earlier today Britani got told by Josh Matthews that she will be teaming with some Mexican American, Rey Mystero, to battle this Lacey Von Erich and The Miz, some failed reality TV star. Maybe its just the feeling of holding Championship Gold but Britani’s expression was the clear definition of the opposite of nervous. After sending her text message about how great it feels to be at top of WWE HCTP to her mother, , Knight switched off the mobile and put it in her pocket. Shortly after she did that Josh Matthews, one of the official interviewers for WWE HCTP, entered the room with a cameraman right behind him. Through a way of body language Josh asked Britani if she wanted to be interviewed and she answered yes. So Josh chose to stand next to the girl as the camera began to roll.
Josh Matthews: What up everybody, this is Josh Matthews here and please welcome my guest at this time. The Women’s Champion Britani Knight.
Britani: Thanks for having me at this time.
Josh Matthews: Your welcome and I like to ask you a few questions…the first one being is that with you being a Champion, not only are you automatically the top star here but also have a lot of people gunning for a shot at that title…do you think that your championship reign will be a lengthy one?
While he spoke about Knight being Champion she rubbed her right hand on the gold and smiled before holding it up. With the title blocking the camera’s view of Britani’s breast area she smiled lightly. Knight still looked confident and after hearing the interviewer’s question the woman laughed lightly before saying.
Britani: Will my Championship reign be a lengthy one? Of course it shall be a long reign. Until Survivor Series I am the best superstar in WWE. Not some Miz, not some Rey Mysterio and not some Wade Barrett…me, does any of hold a Championship, no, I do. But as “a lot of people” goes, the little girl I defeated to win this title, Madison Rayne, is no longer here and then the only other diva here is Lacey Von Erich.
The Brit’s voice was clearly confident as she said Lacey’s name. The female knows that she should be worried because Von Erich was a famous wrestling family that dominated American wrestling but from what the Brit has seen Lacey ain’t as gifted in the arts of wrestling as her relatives were. Instead of continuing to speak Knight decided to rub her Championship Belt a bit more. Maybe the British are amazing actors since Britani looks completely like she isn’t even bothered about her opponents on the upcoming episode of RAW.
Britani: I only have one potential challenger and she is Lacey Von Erich…I admit that the Von Erich’s were one of the greatest wrestling families in history but I have watched TNA in the past and from what I’ve seen the only thing Lacey is good at is laying down. Hell, I’ll prove my dominance by demolishing Lacey in our mixed tag team match up. Hell, Lacey is simply nothing but a bug that I’ll squish on my path is prove that nobody in the WWE can outdo Britani Knight…what is your next question Matthew?
Josh Matthews: Well my next question would be about your view of Lacey but seeing that you already express your confidence against her I’ll ask this…do you think Rey Mysterio is a trustworthy partner?
Britani: Well it looks like the answer is a lot stupider then the question since I actually respect Oscar Gutierrez. I respect the fact that by the time I went to school Rey was already holding the WCW Cruiserweight Championship. He is a very faithful man seeing that his wife is his first and only love while Oscar has countless surgeries to his left knee. Before your ask, yes I do watch his matches on youtube and television while having his autography “Behind The Mask”. But while I trust him the bigger question is that…is it smart to fully trust me? There have only been two loyal partners that I had…me and Melodi were the Norfolk Dolls and my partner retired after a bunch of success while I backstabbed my own entire family to become the best competitor in the European female wrestling scenes. Hell, people normally state that the Brits are sometimes the lease trustworthy people in history. I might respect you Rey Mysterio but I promise you nothing…I do have a promise for Angie Gutierrez, Dominick Gutierrez and Aalyah Gutierrez however. I promise them three that I will go all out so that they won’t have to worry about Oscar getting injured. He trust me for this and I trust him for this match. So is there anymore questions Josh?
Josh Matthews: Well the last question is how do you rate the threat posed by The Miz? Last week he defeated Chris Jericho and rates you as a dog…
Britani: A dog? Me?
At first it looked like Britani’s calm confidence have been replaced with anger of being insult in this way yet all of the sudden the female dropped the Women’s Championship on her la and laughed very loudly. Knight actually found Miz’s comment to be quite funny. Both Josh and the cameraman were surprised at this yet chose to wait until the young Brit stopped laughing. As soon as she stopped laughing Britani Knight had an overconfident smile on her face, showing off her youth, and held the title with her right hand.
Britani: Me a dog? I knew The Miz failed at reality TV shows but I never knew he failed at homework as well.
After saying that the youthful beauty stood up from the bench and held the Women’s Championship over her shoulder, to show it off to the camera lens.
Britani: I am no dog, a bitch I’ll happily admit, but I am no dog. And unlike Miz I actually don’t need to look like an idiot on national television to get into a wrestling ring. I was trained my professionals while he was trained by a bunch of egotistical moronic Britani Knight wannabes! Yes, many people want to be like me because through thick and thin…through the countless times my hair has been yanked and through the countless times that weirdo in Europe chokeslammed me, I have bounced back twice as strong. The only time that The Miz looked impressive was when he insulted John Cena since no matter what, when you are against Cena you’re always cheered in England. I do have to admit that at first I feel as paranoid as hell but after defeating Madison in my first match I am ready for anyone! Last week Mizzy claimed that he and Rayne are a Championship material couple yet I defeat Madison and now she’s without a job so this week I can make it two for two when I beat you Mike Mizanin. Hell if I pin Miz’s shoulders to the mat and he somehow went out on top at Survivor Series then I should become the instant number one contender for the WWE Championship.
Josh Matthews: But Britani, you’re not classed as a heavyweight…
Britani: And Rey Mysterio is?
It now looked like the young Brit’s pride provoked her to interrupt Josh Matthews since this is the one thing that eluded the female from being a stable tag team partner. Yet you can’t actually blame Britani for having this confidence since she literally held five women Championships across Europe at the same time. Knight however manage to not show any form of anger or frustration, instead she mange to keep to her calm, confident and collected attitude as she continued to speak.
Britani: What have these WWE Championship contenders don’t so far in their careers? Miz acts like he is the best even though he fails a lot, Edge gets injured more times then Michael Owen, Rey Mysterio gets injured nearly as much times as Edge while Wade Barrett can’t even win a Championship. Yet what have I done? I dominated female wrestling in Europe and in my very first match in an American wrestling company I walk out at the very top of the list of superstars. But…I do kind of understand that the men in WWE Here Comes the Pain are too scared to be outdone by a young British girl. After all, dominating the girls is a lot more enjoyable then beating perverted nerd after perverted nerd. Right now though I am more then contented with having the Women's Championship over my shoulder so the balless men like Mizzy has nothing to worry about even when I'll defeat both you and that joke you call a wrestler Lacey Von Erich...is that all you like to ask?
Josh Matthews: Yes that is, thanks for asking.
Britani: Okay, all I like to add to finish this interview is this...I'll bet my own damn ass that I'll hold this WWE HCTP Women's Championship for the rest of two-thousand-and-ten and most likely all the way to this day next year...and why do I think I can do that...because I am the greatest female wrestler in history. Have a fun day!
After saying that Britani Knight exited the locker room, in the direction of the parking lot, possibly to find a taxi to the hotel she's sleeping in. Meanwhile the cameraman switched off the camera and followed Josh Matthews to the production truck, to give the people inside the footage recently recorded.
#2
Prologue:
In the bedroom of her detracted house in Fairfax Virginia, playing “Dragon Quest IX: Sentinels of the Starry Skies” on the DS on the top bunk of the bunk bed, is Yashira Maran. The Japanese female is wearing blue jeans and a pink vest with Pokemon socks half way off her feet. Only two days ago the late teenager decided to sign up to Russian Roulette Wrestling; Ruby was delighted to hear that she has not only been accepted to the company but also been in booked in a unique set of matches to crown the first ever RRW Sirens Champion. Many things are currently on her mind…
“do I have what it takes to wrestle again?” “Will my right knee give in again?” and “how the hell am I suppose to defeat King Godwyn?” Were the top three thoughts in the female’s view. But what will these answers be? How can Ruby obtain all three answers? And how will her everlasting injury effect the Japanese Siren’s confidence? Hopefully most of these questions intend to be answered on Monday the Twenty-Sixth of October Two-Thousand-and-Ten in the first ever episode of Russian Roulette Wrestling’s Jokers Wild.
Scene One: Give Everyone A World-Class Performance
Time: 1:20 PM 19th Wednesday October 2010
Many people say that the public locker rooms in a wrestling arena are the third worst and smelliest place to be. Yet the public locker room in the RRW wrestling arena, for Sirens/female wrestlers, can prove all of those beliefs and opinions wrong. The room looked big enough to hold at lease fifty Sirens while the amount of lights in the room can rival Christmas trees. The benches, that span across all the walls, were all perfectly neat while the walls and floor looked polished. At one end of the room is a corridor that leads to a huge, marble-walled, shower room for all the women under Russian Roulette Wrestling’s payment. Meanwhile at the other side of the room were five flat screen plasma television monitors on the walls with ten or so giant beanbags nearby. There are also a few personalised titanium lockers in the corner of the room, for those Sirens that don’t want to leave their processions in easy reach. How the hell could RRW even afford such luxury for just one room? Only the holy father knows the answer. Sitting at the end of one of the benches tying the laces of her right wrestling boot is Yashira Maran, better known by many as “Ruby”. This is the very first ever time that the Japanese former Bombshell but now Siren has been in a arena occupied by RRW. So far Ruby found a lot of things different from her time in WWH; there were recycling bins throughout backstage, the cleaners and behind the scene staff actually come to the arena when they’re suppose to be and the public locker rooms has quality that envy million dollar mansions. Yet sight seeing isn’t the reason why Yashira is here, even though it might become an extra excuse, Ruby is here because she wanted to shoot her first promo in six months. The young beauty is wearing white pants and a light pink vest with white wrestling boots. Just then the eighteen year old pulled the right sleeve of her pants upwards above the knee, what was there is a knee brace while the stab wound is still faintly visible on her right knee.
Ruby: How will my knee effect me? I’ve been through so much training to get use to putting pressure on it…but is my decision wise?
While talking to herself a concerned look appeared on Yashira’s face since she has been informed by multiple doctors that her right knee while forever be injured. Yet Ruby has very little time to check on her knee again since an official RRW cameraman just entered the room and pointed the camera directly at the girl. She noticed the cameraman and pulled the sleeve back down below her injured knee before looking back at camera with a smile on her late teenage face. The guy holding the camera started to film her and indicated that the promo has now begun.
Ruby: Hi their everyone! For those fans who are new to the wrestling scene then I am Ruby, the girl who will hopefully give you your money’s worth. And for those who actually know me then I say that I am ecstatic to see that I wasn’t an afterthought. Well, let me start with saying welcome to Russian Roulette Wrestling and I really hope you’ll enjoy what this company offers to you. But I guess I should point this promo toward the first ever RRW show; on this show there is a crowning of the Sirens Championship through some kind of unique system. From what I understand that there are two tag team matches and the two winning teams gets to battle each other…then I guess the members of that winning team simply fight each other for the Championship.
The young Siren was clearly confused by this yet it was also oblivious that she didn’t mind too much since she is just a simple Siren working for a wrestling company.
Ruby: One of the two tag team matches is what bring you to this promo. On one side of the ring are a duo of Skye Extare and Christelle Lockheart, who I have no clue about, while at the other side of the ring is Sin, who I have a feeling I seen before in an old show, and me. If you ask me it looks like the odds might be on my team since I haven’t even heard of our opponents before yet remember that I lost somewhere around seventeen times in twenty-five matches so probably the odds are even, for the first time ever. Yet before I speak about my opponents I wish to say about my partner, Keira Fisher, okay? Okay, well the first thing I have to say is that she probably doesn’t trust me since I’m not sure if she’ll tag me or slap me. Maybe I don’t trust her and she trust me but from experience I know that you don’t need to know, or even trust, your partner to successfully team with them. Maybe Keira Fisher, other wise known as Sin’s, technical wrestling could be a brilliant partner for my high flying tactics…maybe Sin actually wants to team with me knowing that my right knee will forever be a weakness for me. Maybe Sin will leave me in the ring to get countless possible injuries or maybe she’ll wait until we win the last tag team match to jump me from behind…okay, I’ll admit it, I have zero trust towards Sin yet I would happily prefer a partner I can’t trust then a partner that knows my style like the back of her hand.
After saying her words the girl claiming to be the “Japanese Fairy” stood up yet failed in covering up the pain soaring from her knee. The cameraman first felt concerned then thought about why is an injured person being allowed to wrestle; these thoughts were instantly thrown out of the window when Ruby smiled toward him and motioned to follow her before heading off to the door of the locker room. So the guy holding the camera did follow her and Yashira opened the door to him. The following motion was basically the cameraman exiting the room with Yashira right behind him before the young woman shut the door behind them. Once the door was shut Ruby guided the cameraman to an area backstage that looked like a lot of construction is still happening. So the youngster sat on one of the crates and smiled at the cameraman again before starting to speak up again.
Ruby: Yet my partner is only one factor that can effect the outcome of our match. Another factor is Skye Extare, I honestly would like to battle you Skye since I have a very weird feeling you can be quite good here if you bother. But from what I understand you like to be known as “nightmare”…so why do you picture yourself as a nightmare? Is there something about you that scares people? Or is it just a tagline you want to have while you’re here? If anything using that word as a nickname basically makes you sound like a fan of a man I once knew…and hated. Maybe I shouldn’t judge you by a title, since that is all a nickname is, yet what can you do in this match would be an interesting question if you ask me. Maybe you are the tallest in the match and maybe you have based yourself around the night but how can the night claim victory in a war of fist and foot? How can the night claim victory in a fight between four people? And how can the night cope when one of its opponents claims to be demonic and its other opponent flies in the sky like a fish swims in water? To be honest I don’t have an answer to any of these questions but what is so fun about asking a question that you already know the answer to.
After asking her questions the Japanese youngster pulled a sheet of paper out of one of her back pockets and revealed its contents to the camera lens. It was a her own drawing, which has the same amount of quality as a little child’s drawing, of an arena with ladder set up on the floor. In front of this ladder was a body of a person and on top of a ladder is a girl who is about to jump off the ladder. After a couple of seconds of letting the camera record the drawing Yashira started to speak about the picture she held up.
Ruby: I suppose, Skye, that you want to cement your name in Russian Roulette Wrestling’s history, just like everyone who has signed their names to the Russian Roulette Wrestling paycheck. And indeed I will take you to instant history but unfortunately I don’t believe you would like this way very much…you see I have only played Russian Roulette once and it taught me many things; I admit one of those things is not to play against a Russian when you have no experience but that isn’t the important lesson. The important lesson is that the higher risk you take the higher the reward will be. Which leads me to what idea I have for this history producing moment…the body in front of the ladder is you while I picture the girl who’s going to jump as me. If it works then it will prove without a shadow of a doubt that I am able to win the Sirens Championship but the other important thing I learnt was that the higher risk could backfire big time…because if I jump and miss you Skye then I’ll crash, burn and probably break my neck like I nearly did against a Amber Richardson. To fly or not to fly, that is an average question yet if I have the choice of crashing and burning or be safe and embarrassed. I would happily crash and burn since that is who I am, I might be careless at times but going everyone a show is my ultimate goal every night…yet is it alright if I ask you this question “Nightmare”? What can you do against someone who could write the book on injuries? What can you do against someone who would gain no success as long there is one person chanting my name? And what can you do against a cheerful risk taker like me? I’ll let you think of the answers before I sound too much like an interviewer.
As soon as she said that Yashira jumped off the crate and placed the picture on the crate before turning away form it. The young female had a smile across her face as she happily lead the guy holding the camera away from the crate and pasted a few doors. She kept going and going until they reach the parking lot by the arena where Ruby stopped to look at the area. She noticed there were very few vehicles here. She then spotted an ice-cream van outside the building. Unfortunately, no matter how tempting the ice-cream is, the young Japanese female needed to continue her promo so Ruby turned her back toward the van and smiled again, toward the camera lens, before speaking up once more.
Ruby: Yet there is another person that could factor in this match and that is Skye’s tag team partner, Christelle Lockheart. From what I’ve heard about her, which is very little, Christelle is kind of like a Psychotica I’ve seen half a year ago. Which brings me to a point that for the first time in my life feel unimpressed. I mean if you’re impressed by how flexible a Barbie doll is then it is impossible to not be impressed by anything yet it seems that Lockheart has achieved it. You see that there is a few things that make Christelle sound like a Psychotica version two…number one, Lockheart claims to be from an asylum when Psychotica’s past involved an asylum. Number two, both of you look nearly exactly alike. Number three, people say you’re psychotic while the word Psychotica explains psychotic. Number four, you claim to be hardcore while she is hardcore. And number five, the unfortunate pasts you both had have leaded both of you to being demented. Which leads me to a point in semi-believing that you’re using her life as an act to follow…yet saying that could just make you angry and use things like barbed-wire nooses or even dip your glue coated fist into glass just to torment my injured knee. Yet that doesn’t mean I’m afraid of you or your ways, I would love to battle someone like that since a high flyer battling a hardcore fanatic would make a wonderful show for the audience watching. Yet there is something about you that seem to get to me…its like thinking the words “Christelle” and “Lockheart” gives me some kind of negative vibe about you but why is this? The last time I got this vibe was from a woman who screwed me twice in one month.
The female looked over her shoulder to see the ice-cream van just there, with no queue at all, but she really wanted to finish this promo the most. Yet the possibility of having an ice-cream was mind consuming and just to make the decision worst the van started to blast its music out so that not only will she know its there but also hear it being only a going twenty-five steps away. In the end Yashira glanced over toward the camera before giving back her full attention to the cameraman. The beautifully youthful Asian then put her hand in the other back pocket and pulled out another childish drawing. This drawing was different however, the last drawing consist of Ruby preparing to jump off the ladder yet this drawing was of a female with a devilish smile across her face. This picture also has a female laying down on the mat with pain etched across her face while the devilish smiling person seem to have her hand raised in victory. Yashira chose to begin explaining the picture straight away in an attempt to ignore the ice-cream van.
Ruby: Maybe you could be the one we call the first ever RRW Sirens Champion, Christelle, if me and Sin doesn’t co-exist well enough to beat you and Skye. You see the devil’s smile pictures you my view of you at the moment, meanwhile the injured person in this picture is me. Like a butterfly against a praying mantis my career could be ended by your hands. Yet am I afraid yet? No I’m not. I might claim to be a “Japanese Fairy” but that doesn’t mean I know how to stand my own against them all. I’ve fought the egotistical, the exciting, the bizarre and I even battled in a battle royal in my first televises match yet you see me now? I’m still standing my own ground in the wrestling scene while they all left to either become an average movie stars or a mediocre wrestler. I admit that more then half of my decisions were bad ones yet my decision is that I will trust my partner, Sin, without a single doubt and my other decision is that I will risk everything just to defeat you Christelle. All for one reason…that is the way I live my life. For every person that wants my autograph, for every child that wants to see me face to face and for everyone that chants my name I want to risk everything to give them a show worth talking about. SO Christelle, how can a psychotic personality handle itself with a woman who lives for the moment and willingly die for the moment.? What would you do when I take lift off and fly you to the very top where there is only one place to go, downwards? And what can you do defeat a girl who will never be destroyed? I’ll stop my questions now that I sound like an interviewer.
Once she said that Ruby placed the picture on one of the car bonnets, little did the female know that the car is the cameraman’s property. The teenage Siren then walked toward the ice-cream van, which brought a curious expression to appear on the cameraman’s face. Once there Yashira whispered something into the ice-cream man’s ear and he nodded. What was planed the guy holding the camera didn’t know. Yet he didn’t get much time to wonder since Yashira Maran now leaned against the front of the ice-cream van and decided to talk one last time for this promo.
Ruby: Since I’ve already made myself sound like some kind of interviewer or news presenter I guess I should say about my view of well…the last major factor, me. Its no secret that this is my first match back from my seven month retirement. While it is wrestling’s worst kept secret that my right knee is hurting me with every step that I make. But people have been saying in some fan forums that I’m only going back in wrestling only to achieve some sympathy from my loyal fans yet I would say they are wrong. I would never aim to gain sympathy from anybody; I admit I talk about my injury like its my personality at times but have anybody who knew me forgotten? Have they forgotten that it took an ambush with a metal pole and brass knuckles to keep me down for a three count eight months ago and have they also forgotten that I was the only person to qualified for the Triple Threat Ladder War Match seven months ago? I never needed any sympathy, all I seek is to make new standards for entertainment…wait, that isn’t all I have to say. Because I admit I want to hold Championship gold since I already been the young number one contender in one company. But I also want to give everyone a world-class performance every night because that is the very least they all deserve…I have only one last thing to say about our match. Either I kick ass or have my ass kicked by either Extare or Lockheart I guarantee that the fans will get to see the greatest match in history…and why is that? It is not because its how I live but it is because I can.
After saying that Ruby smiled again, which signalled for the camera to be switched off. The cameraman switched off the camera and was about to watch away but then Yashira grabbed his arm and took him to the till of the ice-cream van. The ice-cream man spotted the guy and gave him a double scoop chocolate ice-cream before giving Yashira a single scoop strawberry ice-cream. Miss Maran smiled at the camera guy and paid for the ice-cream before mentioning that the ice-cream is her show of gratitude. The young female then walked off with her ice-cream, probably back to the public Siren’s locker-room. Meanwhile the cameraman happily ate his ice-cream before walking off to the production truck where he will give them the footage of the promo he just recorded. Once they obtain the footage the production lot watched it before e-mailing it to the co-owners Lucky Lawliet and Levitator.
Dairy Entry #666
Written: Five Minutes Before Tuesday Night Joker Wilds Begin, 26th October 2010
Dear Diary,
I am honestly amazed that I have written this many entries. From what I’ve heard Six-Hundred-and-Sixty-Six is the number of the beast…damn these cool Iron Maiden song. Yet since it’s the number of the beast could this entry be an omen for some beast coming tonight in my match with Sin against Christelle Lockheart and Skye Extare? Maybe the omen is me getting eradicated in that ring? Maybe the omen could also be the rise of me since it is my in-ring return from a six month retirement…or do they class it as a hiatus? It’s a retirement in my view since I basically been working backstage training others. I really hope that my return to the ring won’t end in devastation of my knee…how come people recover from torn ACL’s in four months when my knee will never recover from being knifed? I guess it ain’t such a bad thing since it got me a disability pass in Alton Towers and Disney Land.
Has I am writing this I am laying on one of the benches in this women’s locker-room and getting a few funny looks from my fellow Sirens. I don’t know why they’re looking at me in this way, after all I am on the end of the bench and they could just choose another spot to sit on. Maybe their jokes are their way of getting revenge on me but I don’t mind since in a matter of weeks they’ll all know me as the inaugural Russian Roulette Wrestling Sirens Champion. I mean no disrespect to Sin, Christelle Lockheart, Skye Extare, Kandi Extare, Ashley Rain, Jemmye Spades or Angela Fortin but I might be the most experienced out of all…maybe that ain’t the right term for it…thank god I’m good at keeping what I’m writing a secret from the others, I swear they’ll plan some big embarrassing prank to get me for writing something like that.
Maybe I should write down why I’ve joined RRW in case I forget forty years from now…I loved my time wrestling for Adrian hart’s company and I am delighted to have Ric Flair giving me the chances I had during my time at BWA. But it went down shortly after my retirement and I became a trainer for the Bombshells there. After a while I decided to come back from retirement but when I was about to the…the…the…what the hell is it called again? WWH, thanks Angela. When I was about to return from retirement the WWH went down in flames. I kind of understood the whole fire but I still don’t know why I was never informed about it coming back…maybe that guy in charge discriminates against the disabled.
So I was without a source of pay in a world where the moneyless are as good as dead…a very upsetting two months indeed. At least it gives me enough time to get up to Green Belt in Karate, that sumo stance sure is murder on a bad knee. But like I was writing, during my two months without a job I attempted to do other jobs but I guess a qualification in Japanese Literacy and Language wasn’t going to take me far in Virginia. But then one day I was on MSN, getting in touch with my old schoolmates Kazumi and Nanahara, then suddenly Mickey Fandango sent me some kind of message about how I’ve been. I have watched him wrestle and seen his promo so I know a little bit about him but when we got talking about our wrestling experiences he told me of a promotion that Lucky Lawliet and Levitator started. Basically Mickey brought me there and the duo happily accepted me into their roster. So thank you Levitator, Lucky and I mainly thank you Mickey for getting me here in Russian Roulette Wrestling.
Has I finished my last line the first match of the night just happened and wow, the Invitational definitely surprised me but that just motivates me to be more daring in my tag team match tonight…but how will this Roulette Wheel effect me? This giant wheel gets spun around and which section stops under the arrow shall determined what stipulation the match will have. So which I battle in? Hopefully it will be a ladder match because then I get to fly high risk for the people who brought the tickets. Maybe it could be a cage match…I bet it will be fun to jump off the cage and onto Christelle or Skye. I just hope it ain’t some kind of match involving stabbing objects…just writing down those two word send shivers down my spine.
I know I should explain these fears to others so they can help me. But the only person that gave me advice about my family problems was Laura Jackson, a woman I defeated once and would happily would call both a friend and an idol. Yet maybe expressing my issues could help me but whom to express to is a good question indeed. Mickey Fandango? Nah, he wouldn’t understand what should a girl where for a local party. My dad? Nah, some issues are best kept away from parents…I know a member of staff would be a smart move but they’ll probably be too busy to help with my issues. I know, I’ll just keep writing down my issues in my dairy to express myself…I won’t start that today since knowing my luck by the time I written a couple of issues down the main event would have started. Hell, the hardcore match during Twin K and Frost is going off as I continue to scribble these words. These two definitely brings a new shine to the word “hardcore”, thank god I’m not meeting any of these two in a dark alleyway.
I’ve just notice that Ashley Rain, Kandi Extare and Jemmye Spades are all getting ready for their upcoming match up while Angela is already ready. I do wish her luck since she is a damn good competitor. Maybe I should get ready for my match; a nice relaxing shower, lacing up my boots and hide this dairy so no one can find it. I know that I’m in for a tough match with having both an untrustworthy partner but also two rough looking opponents. But hey, I had one of the longest losing streak in wrestling so I have nothing to lose since this is all fun for me. Maybe that is giving me a mental edge over Christelle and Skye since they’ll probably more focused on doing great then consider possibilities. Maybe after the show I should get to know more about my fellow Sirens and maybe know something about the Sinners. But for now see you later until my next dairy entry and please remember…six, six, six, the number of the beast…what a cool song.
Scene Two: Come On, Think Girl
Time: During Match Three On Tuesday Night Joker Wilds 26th October 2010
Sitting on the crate by herself, somewhere near the entrance way, is Ruby. The Japanese female seem to be in mixed emotions, she is happy about what she could do in her return match. Yet Yashira is also worried in case she has lost her touch in the ring and totally suck out there. In any case the teenage Siren has little time to think about this since what is going on in the ring is the first tag team match in this whole Siren Title Tournament and the very next match is the second tag team match of this Tournament, which the young woman is in. Is Ruby over-reacting? Maybe she is yet the young Bombshell has no in-ring experience for seven whole months so maybe she isn’t over-reacting. Either way the Asian Siren needs to get focused on her upcoming match up against the likes of Christelle Lockheart and Skye Extare if she and Keira Fisher, her partner, has any chance of winning this tag match. Just to make it even worst with this whole Russian Roulette System Ruby has no clue in what type of match she is battling in! Maybe Yashira Maran is under-reacting .
Ruby (Thoughts): Can me and Sin co-exist long enough to win this match let alone the whole thing? Is she going to stab me in the back if she believes I’m outshining her? What will the match become? If it becomes a submission match then I might do well but I’m screwed if they fully focus on my knee. What if the match ends up involving tables? I guess smashing wood is fun and I guess it doesn’t kill to do my best Bubba Ray Dudley impression, hell it might actually be amusing for the younger members of the audience. But what can I do against two opponents I have never even heard of? Come on, think girl, remember what Kurt Angle once said “I don’t need to know you to beat you.” I won’t need to know Christelle to nail her with a Ruby-Sault while I don’t need to know hardly much about Skye to use my Karate skills on her. Which reminds me…how many wrestlers actually uses Karate? Ken Shamrock used pure ruthless submission while Steve Blackman uses a different form of material arts to lay out everybody. Maybe I’m thinking too much about this match…
Just then the young female noticed that a male with extremely short brownie blonde hair is walking by. This male was in a black t-shirt with a big yellow square that has the capital letter ‘N’ on the front and blue pants, that has the word “Perfect” printed on the back of it in white. The male then spotted Yashira and decided that since both of them are alone he came to her.
???: Hello beautiful, what is your name?
The male’s first comment made the “Japanese Fairy” blush yet she lightly shook her head before answering him.
Ruby: I prefer to be called Ruby and I am not interested in a relationship at the moment, what is your name may I ask?
Her question instantly made the man look completely shocked and instantly answered with.
???: Haven’t you heard of Nexus before?
Ruby: I’ve heard of Nexus, it’s the mobile phone I brought two years ago.
As she answered his question the young beauty pulled out her mobile to show evidence which made a completely horrified look to appear on his face.
???: Have you even hear of Mr. Perfect?
Ruby: If you mean by Peter perfect in Whacky Racers then yes I’ve heard of Mr. Perfect.
The male couldn’t actually believe it, not only has the Siren once known as the “Asian Delight” hasn’t heard of Nexus but also hasn’t hear of his father…that was until Yashira spoke up once more.
Ruby: Oh, you mean Curt Hennig don’t you? Wait a second you’re his son, Joe Hennig, aren’t you?
Joe: Finally you get my name…
After saying that Joe sighed in relief while the young woman was about to put her mobile in her pocket before stopping herself.
Ruby: Wait a second…I need to put this somewhere else since I have a match next…
Joe: You know that since I’ve got nothing to do, since Barrett and the rest of Nexus--excluding Nicola Mancini--ain’t in the arena, I could stay here and look after your mobile for you.
Ruby: Really? Thanks…what is the catch?
Joe: There isn’t one…except two things, I’ll show you the rest of Nexus one day and you’ll tell me what your match is.
Ruby: Sounds easy. I’m in some kind of tag team match with Sin, someone who could backstab me, against Skye Extare and Christelle Lockheart, two girls who probably know more about me then I do about them.
Joe: So what? If I was battling someone that knew more about me then I do about them then I would add something new to the plate, like a move that no one expects to happen or even a style they knew seen before.
Ruby: I’m a Green Belt at Karate…
Joe: That is a brilliant asset to use since hardly anyone in the wrestling industry knows how handle a quick blocker. Meanwhile I swear a Karate kick is like mega strong if executed rightly.
Ruby: How do you know about Karate?
Joe: The Karate Kid Films always entertained me.
Ruby: Oh…Kay…but what if they know how to combat against Karate?
Joe: The answer is simple, do what you are…“perfect” at. Which might be flying about since I swear the Japanese wrestlers are the most airborne and stiffest fighters there is. Hell I bet after flying around a couple of times this Skye would run away like a little girl while your Karate skills might knock some sense into Psycho-Lockheart.
After hearing his words the “Japanese Fairy” laughed lightly and placed her mobile phone in Joe Hennig’s hand. Meanwhile Yashira noticed that Ashley Rain, Angela Fortin, Kandi Extare and Jemmye Spades have all made it backstage. All this means only one thing, that Ruby’s match is next.
Ruby: Thank you Joe.
Joe: Your welcome Ruby…and if you have any doubt during the match just remember one thing…if I can be perfect, so can you.
As soon as the “Perfect Son” said that the late teenager got off the crate and patiently waited for the announcer to announce her name. Meanwhile Hennig sat on top of the crate and looked up at the monitor above the entrance way, seemingly wanting to see what the Japanese female can produce during her official return from retirement.
