Hack3r: I've decided that tonight has been too much fun. I've been told by the higher-ups that we've fulfilled our fun quota for the night and so I must dull it down.
Hack3r looks around the quiet crowd.
Hack3r: I don't think I'm going to do that.
He pulls out a pad with a big red button on it. He presses the button which causes millions of brightly coloured balloons to fall from the ceiling onto the crowd like a multicoloured raincloud of awesome.
Hack3r: I knew you'd appreciate it. Anyway, moving on let's see who the best tag team in ATW is shall we?
Hack3r picks up the envelope and opens it. He reads the writing then places it down back on the table again.
Hack3r: I must say that this is one of the most prestigious awards a tag team can ever win. Especially here in ATW. The lucky winners of this amazing award are ...
Hack3r begins to drum on the podium himself making a dull drum roll sound.
Hack3r: THE MAFIA! Come on out guys!
OOC: Over to whoever wants it.