Hack3r: Oh, don't you worry. I would never host a Helix Awards event without my trusted wheely shoes would I?
The crowd laugh.
Hack3r: Sorry about having to leave earlier. I had to go sort those guys out. Apparently the kid I chose to be my replacement didn't do very well at the job. I guess that's why amateurs aren't up here.
Hack3r stops and looks around his location for a while.
Hack3r: Wait, where'd Cornelius go?
The crowd shout that he ran away.
Hack3r: Ahh, na, he didn't run away. He probably just went to get a subway or something. He does that quite often. I'll just press this button ...
He pulls out a small remote control from his suit pocket and presses one of the buttons on it.
Hack3r: And it'll let Cornelius know I'm looking for him. True story. Anyway, on to business once more. If I remember rightly then this award is for the most dominant wrestler of the season. Once again, let's view the VT shall we? Stephen, you know what to do.
A tape is played on the titan tron which highlights the short list for the award as being Wolvian, Travis Touchdown, William Bergeron, Phenom The Vampire Lord and Adam Nedman.
Hack3r: That's a good line up. Kind of weird how none of those guys have ever faced me though. Regardless, the winner is ...
A drum roll begins to play over Hack3r's talking. The drumming dies down after the host begins waving his hands.
Hack3r: Stupid idiots. As I was saying before I was interrupted ...
He looks to his right and we see that Cornelius is hobbling across the stage with a subway carrier bag sticking out of his Rab-Pack. Hack3r walks the rest of the distance to meet him and he picks up the furball and begins to stroke him as he strides back to the podium.
Hack3r: I told you he'd get subway.
Hack3r pulls the bag out of the rabbit's back pack then proceeds to take a bite.
Hack3r: The winner is Wolvian. Come out here big bad Wolf and get your prize.
OOC: Over to Wolf.